10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.