10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.