10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus