10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."