10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack