10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi