10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.