10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel