10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fold and live to fold again
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.