10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- im going to 2 out you to death