10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.