10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester