10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?