10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson