10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Welcome to kicker school
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson