10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers