10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes