10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.