10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?