10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth