10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977