10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• It's Free To Fold...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez