10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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