10 Random Poker Quotes
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- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters