10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier