10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A