10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.