10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet