10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.