10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss