10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.