10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright