10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson