10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.