10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright