10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester