10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die