10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.