10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- if u play for the thrill u are ill