10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.