10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.