10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth