10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.