10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.