10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris