10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom