10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom