10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.