10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!