10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)